Terry Beath from South Melbourne reckons Peter Slipper has been dudded by his former "mates”.

Did he fly from Western Australia to northern Queensland with his wife to look at a new property purchase?

Nope. He toured a few local Canberra wineries on Cabcharge. The amount was small compared with some of the other rorts that have been forgiven when those involved were exposed to public scrutiny.

Did Slipper claim to go to mates' weddings? Nope. Claimed expenses for bike rides? Nope.

Parliament House should be renamed the ‘Hypocrites Hotel’.